..I’ve been lying in bed after wakening up about half an hour ago, and I’ve came to the conclusion that I really can’t be arsed with this whole “dying” thing. Honestly can’t think of anything more annoying than dying, because, it’s like.. eh.. after that it’s just nothing? Nothing? Forever? You just STOP? Like when your asleep or something? But without any dreams or suddenly waking up because you need to pee.. you’re just asleep forever. Nah, I’d rather not to be completely honest.
.. that I am the I only person that realises everyone seems to depend on alcohol these days. Can’t have a good time without alcohol. Must get wasted on Friday Saturday Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday Monday.. does nobody have anything better to do anymore? My girlfriend is going on holiday to Magaluf “to get pished”. YAS PROUD OF YOU LIKE. There’s £700, I bet you don’t remember spending a penny. It’s like life and fun revolves around getting wasted. I deactivated my Facebook because my newsfeed bored the living shit out me. “wow what happened last night?”, “hurry up Friday i need a drink”, I re-activated it and it’s STILL boring the living shit out of me. The population really needs to grow the fuck up and re-evaluate their lives. Anyway, on a brighter note i’m going to wipe my bum..
Why do people masterbate? I’ve never understood it. Guys that go on about ‘having a wank when a git hame..”.. Eh no why not have a shave, get yourself to the gym, get a job and find a vagina to use instead of your palm. JESUS. do not understand wanking.. would much rather fuck to be honest.
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Whatever happened to weakening up on weekends and thinking you were gunna run around the block to your friends house to play? Now it’s just “yaaaas Friday, let’s get pished! Yaaaaaaasss”.. boring.
